Philosophy: Flies

O.K. Yes, it's bizarre, but think about this for a second. Most of the people who have near-death experiences say they find themselves attracted to a bright light. Flies are attracted to bright lights. Coincidence? If so, bug-zappers attract, and then "help" these flies go on to the next life. There is no record of flies relating near-death experiences, so this is where that theory ends for now. Remember, you can't scoff until you find out yourself...